Oh! I think I dropped something on the floor that I need to pick up! So you bend…and SNAP!

Merge Omar, merge or I make racially insensitive jokes about you in the next episode! MERGE GOD DAMN YOU! 

And I was like, baby baby bab-what the fuck is this shit? 

First you get the money, then you get the Chevrolet, then you get the ladies. Then just keep that engine purring. 

…just kidding. I just want to freak all of their brothers.

Holy shit Donald, what the hell did you give me? That wasn’t aspirin.  I can feel the skin coming off my face, my fingers are made of mice and I need to touch everything. 

Yes, I’m here to audition for the role of Lord Voldemort’s snake.

Yes I won and now all of you can suck it.

There’s a rhino behind me, there’s a fucking rhino behind me, don’t move Benedict, don’t move. Can rhinos smell fear? Rhinos can smell fear. Oh my God, oh God, there’s a fucking rhino behind me and I still haven’t won a BAFTA. I’m going to be killed by a rhino and die less awesome than Martin The Hobbit Freeman. 

I told you not to be late with your money, Donny. I told you, but you just didn’t listen, didja?

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THIS JELLY